Hello
- Beatles fans: Goodbye
- Doors fans: I love you, won't you tell me your name?
- Pink Floyd fans: Is there anybody in there?
- Lionel Richie fans: Is it me you're looking for?
- Led Zeppelin fans: BABE BABE BABE BABE
- Nirvana fans: Hello, hello..how low...
- Foo Fighters fans: I've waited here for you, everlong
- Red Hot Chili Peppers fans: Ding dong dang
- Simon & Garfunkel fans: Darkness, my old friend
- Neil Diamond fans: My friend, hello